Friday, December 1, 2017

New Album: DINNER AND A CRIME SPREE

DINNER AND A CRIME SPREE is the story of the aftermath of a bad Christmas Eve tinder date - a novel by Adam Selzer and Libby Cudmore in rock album form.

It's out today, December 1st. Here're some links:






Friday, November 3, 2017

New Single: "Dealing With Your Shit Again"



Our new single from the upcoming album Dinner and a Crime Spree, a sort of a novel in song form by Adam Selzer and Libby Cudmore. 

This is how the story begins: with the aftermath of a bad Christmas Eve Tinder date.



Lyrics:
DEALING WITH YOUR SHIT AGAIN
(Selzer/Cudmore, ASCAP)

You reeked of all the beautiful and sweet pervasive sadness
of a folk song set at christmas when you showed up at my house
Looking like a stained glass saint who just got out of prison
your rudolph the red-nosed reindeer bra was showing through your soaking blouse
I guess I'm dealing with your shit again
dealing with your shit again

I swear had those same stamps on your hand last time I saw you
get your ass in here before you freeze
I’ve still got a couple of those pills you used to take
in the morning we’ll dig through the snow, try to find your keys
dealing with your shit again 
dealing with your shit again

So you say needed someone who’d already seen you naked
And out of all five people you chose me?
Your purse is past the point of saving, throw it in the trash
as for your clothes, check it out - I got a new machine

You remember where the bathroom is, don’t text your mother back
i'll handle with her, just let me see your phone
I can tell Joanne I think you went to Charley’s place
and feel much more productive than I ever do alone
so I’m dealing with your shit again
dealing with your shit again
dealing with your shit again
dealing with your shit again

New Album: DINNER AND A CRIME SPREE

DINNER AND A CRIME SPREE is the story of the aftermath of a bad Christmas Eve tinder date - a novel by Adam Selzer and Libby Cudmore in rock...